Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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