found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
