I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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