if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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