..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We're too hungover to prance.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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