Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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