I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
how do you play pong handcuffed?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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