Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
