some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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