Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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