Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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