Do you still have your period?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
