He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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