We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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