If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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