Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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