So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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