The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize