weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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