and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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