I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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