gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You ruined the universe
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
