so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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