he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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