sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Four minutes until I can fart!
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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