How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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