I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I have post one night stand depression
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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