Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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