Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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