Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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