Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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