I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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