do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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