We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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