Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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