He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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