White coat. Heels.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize