He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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