like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
