oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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