Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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