Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
tell me about the fingering
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