Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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