dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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