Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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