Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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