wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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