have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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