i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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