so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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