Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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