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  there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside

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• The comedian is Lisa Landry, and it's funnier when she tells it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:32pm

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• Ripoff of a comedian joke

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:33am

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• yeah who cares if it's original if it's true haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:21pm

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• Little rock loves mt st matress girls!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:19pm

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• I go to a mount st marys :) andd I'm a virgin. But not for longg.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:56am

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• Mount St. Mattress. Bolt your windows, close your doors, here comes Mt. Saint Mary's whores!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:03pm

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  • we. are. not whores.

    Submitted by allstarchicx3 on Sep 12, 10 at 5:08pm

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• There's a reason they're called the Mounties

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:30pm

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• lame! it was only funny on comedy central

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:16am

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• Funny, too bad they stole it from Lisa landry. Get your own jpkes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:34pm

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• 501 represent!!... It's sad this is what I'm reppin for tho

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:07pm

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• Shout out Little Rock. So true. MSM is like the whore capital of Arkansas.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:59am

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• Comedy central standup. Stolen

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:45pm

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• I'm at a Catholic school and this made me laugh really hard hahaha it's probably not just the OP's catholic school..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:44pm

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• This sucks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:52am

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• 09 bitches and who from mount submitted this I love yo ass!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:13pm

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• You got that from comedy central..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:49pm

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• 12:10 Are you implying that you're a whore too? Oh and I doubt the Virgin Mary is even a virgin. God penetrated that ass.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:27pm

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• Seriously 501? That's a HIGH SCHOOL. I think I'm officially too old for TFLN, I don't want to know these things. :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:47pm

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• They aren't all hoes just most of them

  Submitted by taylor12 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:32pm

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• class of '08 represent!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:27am

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  • Woo Woo! '03 here baby!

    Submitted by misohornee on Oct 27, 10 at 9:44am

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• So true. That's why we call it mount st mattress

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:59am

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• not anymore...i just left there

  Submitted by soccermanjones on Apr 27, 10 at 11:11pm

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• That's Arkansas, and we call it mount st mattress.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:11pm

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• Mount St Mary is literally a 5 minute drive from my house. Very true statement

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:57pm

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  • not everybody at mount is a whore

    Submitted by allstarchicx3 on Sep 12, 10 at 5:06pm

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• Woow u didn't here that on a standup on comedy central let me guess how many girls there were like 300

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:22pm

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• First!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:58am

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• Haha. Statues can't have sex. - Soviet Russian

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:38am

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• That's why the school is referred to as "Mount St. Matress"

  Submitted by cstoffle on Jun 28, 10 at 8:35pm

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• The MSMC in NY? Illbe there next year...:)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:12pm

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• Reppin 501. Central arkansas baby. And yes you gotta point

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:07pm

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• In Soviet Russia, St. Mary mounts YOU! -Meso

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:48pm

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• Such a lie. I know hundreds of good girls that went to MSM and graduated still virgins. Including all my female relatives. It's the 2nd best school in the state behind Catholic High. \n\nPA sucks!!!'n

  Submitted by cwelkman on Sep 14, 10 at 9:46pm

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• Mary isn't a fucking virgin. she was on acid and Joseph fucked her then she saw the angel. Jesus is an idiot

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:36pm

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• Someone watches comedy central. Be original, douches.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:04pm

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• What would the Rock do without the Mount-Me's?

  Submitted by kate_da_gr8 on Mar 28, 10 at 7:04pm

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• Fake and stolen from Lisa landry

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:58pm

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• Haha finally an Arkansas post.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:54pm

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• I go there.. And agree..

  Submitted by moebee on Jul 1, 10 at 4:08pm

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• Lmao, trudat.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:08pm

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• Hahahhahahhahahhaha true that!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:55pm

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• It may not be original and a comedian may have said it...but it's so true. And I should know I graduated in 2006!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:10pm

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• Hell ya mount the Mt.!!! Go hogs!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:48pm

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• It may not be original but it's so true. I should know I graduated '06 baby!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:08pm

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• The girls at st marys in Little Rock are really fun dates. I know. Save me some.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:10pm

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• Hell yeah 7:36 so true

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:35pm

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• I'm disappointed that this is from the 501

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:27pm

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• Went there freshman year!!! I love my girls!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:16pm

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• Makin the 501 proud. This is in Little Rock guys. My sister school. Haha it's sooo true too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:35am

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• This is stupid. Yeah they're whores but this text just sounds dumb

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:27pm

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• Girlfriend went there too....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:53pm

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• Hahaha class of '06 represent!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:13pm

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• Mount saint marys girls are disgusting.\nThey dont shower and are lesbos.

  Submitted by girl_gotta_donk on Jan 20, 11 at 12:18am

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• Something must have been wrong with me. I was a virgin when I went to MSM and I wasn't a lesbian.

  Submitted by cglover1214 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:30pm

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• 7:36 i love you lmfao!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:58pm

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• I'm a virgin....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:49pm

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• Lock your windows lock your doors, here come the mount saint Mary whores!! 501 STAND UP!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 10:38am

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• Too true. Lmao

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:26am

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• @1:40 Lisa landry

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:43am

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• The immaculate coception was just David's way of denying the fact tha he was a cuckold.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:36pm

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• Was she a brunnett?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:36pm

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• Hahaha, so true.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:33am

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• Hey 1:47 Mount saint mary's is a college in Maryland too. I heard all the girls there were far and ugly though so I don't know who'd want to fuck them haha. But the campus looks like hogwarts

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:04pm

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  • Well, this isn't about Mt. St. Mary in Maryland. There is also a Mt. St. Mary in LA.

    Submitted by REN1870 on Feb 2, 10 at 10:04pm

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    • AND there is a Mount in Oklahoma City, OK.

      Submitted by REN1870 on Feb 2, 10 at 10:05pm

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• Hey 12:56 we can change that ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:44am

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• 501!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49am

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• Sorry. not anymore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:09pm

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• Why the fuck is this on here? No one else in the whole entire world gives a fuck about a high school in little rock? Good one tfln for allowing this price of shit to have their 2 seconds of bullshit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:43am

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• This is mcgibbony. I laughed for thirty minutes. Props

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:12pm

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• That's a joke from Lisa something.... Nice try.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:40pm

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• lmfaooo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:54pm

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• Finally one from my state! Sadly I know what their talking about. Everyone in Ar knows about Mount st. matress.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:49am

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  • Not everybody, sometimes when people ask me where I went to high school and I say The Mount, they are like what is that?? Then I have to say Mt. St. Mary, and if they don't know what it is after that then I just walk away from them.

    Submitted by misohornee on Oct 27, 10 at 9:47am

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• oh please, i bet that statue's been violated.

  Submitted by asdf on Feb 3, 10 at 1:01am

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• Virgin from her pussy not the ass!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:05pm

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• Gasp my gf went there!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:11pm

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• God was black

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:09pm

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• I'm a virgin attending the Mount in LA :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:47am

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• 12:47. You apparently haven't been in the right place in Arkansas or you just have no taste in women whatsoever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:41am

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• There is a total of 5 virgins in the Jr. and Sr. classes at my school.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:40am

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• Arkansas has the ugliest muthafuckas in the US

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:47am

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• 1:47 I just looked through all the comments for one at 5:01... To no avail... Cool.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:59pm

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