ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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