The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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