is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
